Monday, 8 April 2013

This is a public announcment.

OMFG MELICA FROST SPEAKS ALL SCOTTISH
LIKE PROPER SCOTTISH
LIKE SCOTTISH SCOTTISH
OMFG
I CAN'T EVEN
SHE'S
SCOTTISH
BUT
SPEAKS ALL
SCOTTISH
AND THE WORLD WILL SOON BE
SCOTTISH
THE END
GOODBYE
NEE NAWWW

Sunday, 3 March 2013

This is an entirely normal introduction, I swear.

I think I'm awful at blogging. I just am. There's people who blog epically on epic proportions on the epic Epic Scale of epicness in epic proportions like Derek Landy and Clover and then there's people like me, who fail epically at blogging, like me.

It's stupid really, because when I grow up, I want to be an author and write, but obviously that's not going to happen when I can't even ramble about nothing sucessfully. This rambling, is a failure of rambling.

Cue me and my friend Amy's email title: The Ramblings of Bored Teenage Girls

Amy came up with it. She was bored one day in her posh private school, so she sent me and email about abolutely nothing. We were emailing before then and had lots of different titles. The was 'hello and 'hi' and then the one where the subject was dependant on the colour I wrote the email. Those didn't last long, but this one did. Originally in was The Ramblings of a Bored Teenage Girl, but obviously I had to change it to suit me, too.

We still use good old fashioned email - me and her. After everyone else relies on texting and stuff and even though we both and Facebook and Twitter, we still do email. Sometimes she jokes that when we're old women, we'll still do emailing, despite all the new technology. I guess then it will be called The Ramblings of Bored Old Women.

I don't know what attempt at Blogging this is. 3rd? 4th? It's going to work this time, though.
*hears loud coughing*
OI! That's mean! (True), but mean!

Anyway, time for me to stop Ramblings, but I think I know what to call this blog now.

Au Revoir!

Wait, that's not what I'm calling this blog, that was me saying bye...